Irishjim Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 by Travis HughesEver since the Nashville Predators matched Shea Weber's 14-year, $110 million offer sheet from thePhiladelphia Flyers, the defenseman has said all the right things: He's always loved Nashville, is happy and excited to play the rest of his career there, etc.That's likely true: Sure, he clearly had a desire to play in Philly, as evidenced by the fact that he accepted the Flyers massive offer sheet, but by doing so he directly put the ball in Nashville's court. Whether or not he thought the Predators were going to match or not, the chance was always there. You don't just risk the chance of being tied down somewhere for 14 years if you truly never want to play there again.Don't tell that to one Predators fan, though. His name is Curly Clump and he likely hates Shea Weber more than anybody on this planet. Curly wrote a song about Shea -- it's called "Hey, Ol' Shea" -- and it's just ... wow. By no means is it appropriate or endorsable or safe for work, but we just can't help but pass it along to you.It's too ... too .... well, see for yourself if you dare:SERIOUSLY: THIS IS YOUR WARNING. Clicking play will open you to a whole new world of vulgarity.Of course, we couldn't help but transcribe the lyrics:Hey, ol' SheaWhat else can a Tennessean say?You's thought you was all gone awayBut now you's here to stayWell, skies are always sunnyWhen you're makin' lots of moneyBangin' bushels of Southern honey'sThe little plump ones bounce like bunniesHey, ol' SheaWhat else can a Tennessean say?Neither General GrantNor a turncoat in grayCould ever piss me off in such a wayYou 6'4 stack of steamin' ****If you don't like it here then *****' quitMy oldest sister's got two fat crooked ****I know you'll like the taste when they're dipped in gritsYou selfish *****You greedy ****Suter blewBut you suck!Hey, ol' SheaWhat else can a Tennessean say?Do you really think we oughta payFor your money grubbin' ******* ways?If I was in ol' Davey's shoesI'd pawn your ass off to those Ohio BluesGive ya 13 years of bad, bad newsBut you'll be rich! Who cares if they always lose?Hey, ol' SheaWhat else can a Tennessean say?Well I'm not sure if you're straight or gayBut Music City's ass is bleedin' everydayWe're givin' you most of our hard earned cashWon't be no surprise if the banks all crashPeople down here don't mind a little trashBut all your ******** has got us sour mashedYou selfish *****You greedy ****Lincoln blewBut you suck!Hey, ol' SheaWhat else can a Tennessean say?I've got a mule with more integrityAnd a sheep who shows more love for meWell you're good at slammin' heads into the glassYeah, we already knew you got no classWe eat craw dads, catfish, crappie bassSo take your caviar and stick it up your fancy assHey, ol' SheaWhat else can a Tennessean say?Your little mouth is cute and purtyAnd your beard would make my **** think it's a *****Some of the lines in there definitely made me fidget uncomfortably in my chair a little bit, and it all seems like a ton of misdirected anger at a guy who is clearly (in my opinion, at least) happy to be in Nashville, playing for the Preds.But I have to say, I'm impressed with the deep knowledge of the situation: He knows that Weber can't get traded for a year -- thus the 13 year remark -- and a good Blue Jackets joke is always okay.h/t Backhand Shelf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilldoc Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 lol...Jim gotta hand it to ya...you always find away of finding these things. I dare someone to play that over the area loudspeakers during a game! LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Can you imagine if they dealt him to Columbus and said "That's what ya get for being a turncoat"? LOL Dear Lord that would be hysterical to me. Anyway, Weber is trying to win his fans back.. guess we'll see how that goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammer2 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 @Irishjim Once again Jimmster, above and beyond the call of duty, hilarious find!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.