"I've played hockey for 55 years and been watching for twice as long and I've never seen a skate come up that high."

TW: injury (no blood)
Thanks to @meowfiala for sourcing these (and they have a thread of way more examples) pic.twitter.com/ripeSRVIYz

— John Cougar Colleencamp (A) (@BillTouspille) October 31, 2023