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But one has only 8% brain capacity. Reportedly.

Given the context, maybe rephrase?

I've always asked that very question myself. Apparently, Jeffrey Epstein kept detailed records.

Well, 8% of what you said hinted otherwise, so... of course, that was roughly 2.5% of everything you thought but didn't say. On average, 463,000 sexual assaults are reported annually (victims 12 and older). Only 31% of sexual results are reported. a long time ago, 8% of sexual assaults are uncomfirmable. The math is that only 2.5% of sexual assuaults are officially unconfirmable by investigators. Therefore, it's clear that nearly all are unconfirmable and must, therefore, be ignored and we must be a pompous ### to those who default to the 97.5%

I can't find it at the moment, but according to research done by unemployed flower children in 1962, 8 percent of all goalies who are present during a sexual assault go on to have perfectly normal professional lives. So, we can stop worrying about it because clearly this means he's guaranteed to play again. Because as we all learned in stats, 8% is always a sure thing.

Then we should 86 the stats and the statistician they rode in on.

You're not paying attention. It said EIGHT PERCENT! Argle bargle. If you prorate it and then account for American-Canadian conversion rate it's almost 9 out of 100. Or something.

I'm guessing hmc stands for home made crap.

Glad I'm not the only one reading it that way. Even if we prorate, still immature. What was that a "euphemism" for again?

Good for you. Laugh. I didn't have much respect for you to begin with, so nothing lost

There's video. Depending what's on that video and whether it makes it to the public, this could increase the damage to careers exponentially in addition to whatever a court does. Lots of "coulds" here

Agree. Though we've had a couple lousy visits in a row. The food is always good, but the beer is okay (usually just okay). But the host staff is terrible by design and the service has been poor. We're going to eventually go back but it's close to an hour we haven't been in a great hurry. We go to State college, which is over an hour so the distance/time isn't it as much as "do we go all that way for a bad time again." Let me know when you're back in the area.

If anyone hasn't seen The Accused, with Jodie Foster (1988), it's eerily similar in some ways.

Yeah, but I'm not sure what else he can say, you know? I'm sure he's under instruction from corporate counsel on this.

If it's Molson, I think I'd vacate the case.

I'd blame Mike Richards giving UPENN coed lessons, but he was in custody at the boarder with a bunch of ludes at the time. (Can you imagine if this site--this post-- ever came up in a Google search? If so, my real name is Steve Coates)

Not to mention this is a criminal investigation, not a sexual assault lawsuit. Despite the fact half the population wants to deny this, facts really do matter.

There was an intended joke (not a good one) that you may have missed.

Are you guessing or have you seen the video?

On the other hand, the poor guy probably just has a yeast infection and here we are assuming he's a rapist. I understand that yeast think can be pretty painful, especially in the butterfly.

I wonder who knew and how long. I wonder if, as a result, they tried and couldn't.

I heard he wears Polo. Dead give away.

Chlamydia? Herpes?

It does make a difference because there's at least plausible light between the two. Time will tell if it's a tangible difference.

Dillon Dube also on leave within minutes. Both involved in the World Juniors thing. I don't think there can be any doubt. I mean, there can be doubt, but that's a really ridiculous coincidence.