Samifan Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Our time on Dry Islandby Mike Richards and Jeff Carter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yave1964 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I was the final piece by Todd Mcclellan, how hiring him brought a dynasty to San Jose.OrHow to keep your team millions under the cap and still win a cup anyway by Ken Holland. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakanekimiwa Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Let me tell you about impacting a game.....by Claude Girouxya just.... ya just don't get it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kaptan Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I could have been a tightrope walker: the key to good balanceBy Scott Hartnell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAXflyer Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) "The Lady Bing should be a team award: Why we deserve it."by the 2011-12 Penguinsa collection of essays by the playerswith an intro by Lemieux Edited April 26, 2012 by DAXflyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Monet Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 @Bakanekimiwawhat ....30 seconds isn't short enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Why everybody loves meby Matt Carle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doom88 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Relevanceby the Columbus Blue Jackets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 How to win game 7s by the Ottawa Senators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canoli Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 @Bakanekimiwawhat ....30 seconds isn't short enough?Let me give it a try...This thread is about the shortest books ever written. Since Claude Giroux could write an encyclopedia about impacting a game, your book doesn't qualify.Savvy?Take another whack at it, I'm sure you got a good one in ya... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillygrump Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 My addiction to fluffernutters: Who needs Jam?By Peter Laviolette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarsippius Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 My 5 year old takes his fluffernutters with jam. True story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Monet Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 @canoliGiroux won a sixty minute game in THIRTY SECONDS. His impact in half a minute set the tempo FOR AN ENTIRE GAME.that is as short as it gets...seriously? ......this is the entire book"I told coach I wanted the first shift. I knocked the best player on the other team on his ass and scored a goal. we won"see.....the entire book fits on one line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyerrod Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Most exciting game on ice.Written by the New Jersey Devils with a forward by the Florida Panthers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakanekimiwa Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 @canoliGiroux won a sixty minute game in THIRTY SECONDS. His impact in half a minute set the tempo FOR AN ENTIRE GAME.that is as short as it gets...seriously? ......this is the entire book"I told coach I wanted the first shift. I knocked the best player on the other team on his ass and scored a goal. we won"see.....the entire book fits on one line!johnson! step into my office... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAXflyer Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 ya just.... ya just don't get it... ...and on an entirely different level than first imagined! No offense Claude, you are are making me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAXflyer Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 @canoliGiroux won a sixty minute game in THIRTY SECONDS. His impact in half a minute set the tempo FOR AN ENTIRE GAME.that is as short as it gets...seriously? ......this is the entire book"I told coach I wanted the first shift. I knocked the best player on the other team on his ass and scored a goal. we won"see.....the entire book fits on one line!I think you are taking the whole thing too literally. The humor is in the fact that the "book titles" are false. They are the opposite of reality.For example:Lessons in Tightrope Walking: Keys to Balanceby Scott HartnellHartnell falls all the time, so his balance is bad, so he could not possibly have enough to say about balance to fill a book.Good Clean Hockey Plays: An Illustrated Guideby the Pittsburgh PenguinsThe Pens are pretty dirty, they take cheap shots. The illustrations would be of Malkin rabbit punching someone while down on the ice, or of Neal launghing himself airborne at a player. The joke is that the Pens do not have enough to say about good clean play to fill a book.Our Time on Dry Islandby Mike Richards and Jeff CarterThe humor is due to the reputation they both got for partying all the time, allegedly refusing to get on the drey island bandwagon, and subsequent trades of both players. It could be assumed they spent no time on dry island and obviously don't know enough to write a book about it.Hope it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyercanuck Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 "Great Concerts We've Attended" by Claude Giroux and Scott Hartnell 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Monet Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I have no idea what 420 means......by claude monet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHI Flyers10 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Our Family: A List of Phoenix Coyotes Fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarsippius Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I have no idea what 420 means......by claude monetYeah me either.....you gonna eat all those Oreos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHI Flyers10 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Staying Faithful to Your Wife: How to Resist Temptation and Have a Great First Marriageby Martin Brodeur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHI Flyers10 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 How to Look Sexyby Tyler Kennedy, with a forward by Evgeni Malkin and Pascal Dupuis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHI Flyers10 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Memories of the Pittsburgh Penguins - Pre-Lockout: Our Favorite Momentsby The Pittsburgh Penguins Fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHI Flyers10 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Playing Up to Your Contract: How to Score Far More Goals Than Cam Wardby Scott Gomez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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