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How Not to Get Caught - Richard M. Nixon

 

Exceptional Accomplishments of my Presidency - Millard Fillmore

 

How to Have a Long and Distinguished Presidency - William Henry Harrison

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Exceptional Accomplishments of my Presidency - Millard Fillmore

 

How to Have a Long and Distinguished Presidency - William Henry Harrison

 

 

Those must be very short books indeed - I've never heard of either of those guys!

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Those must be very short books indeed - I've never heard of either of those guys!

 

Millard Fillmore's claim to fame is that the Earth didn't fall into the Sun during his presidency. Harrison died from Pneumonia just over a month after taking office.

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Harrison died from Pneumonia just over a month after taking office.

 

 

I can almost hear his Vice-President now: "We didn't tell him to go get pneumonia. It's too bad that he did. We feel sorry for him, but then he went and died on us."

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I can almost hear his Vice-President now: "We didn't tell him to go get pneumonia. It's too bad that he did. We feel sorry for him, but then he went and died on us."

 

I don't think there's ever been a toothless American President of Canadian descent...

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I don't think there's ever been a toothless American President of Canadian descent...

 

 

LOL, no I guess not. Can you imagine Clarkie as President dealing with the Ruskies during the Cold War?! One day he'd lose his temper and just push the big red button!

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I can almost hear his Vice-President now: "We didn't tell him to go get pneumonia. It's too bad that he did. We feel sorry for him, but then he went and died on us."

"It's not my fault he got pneumonia."

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