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Shortest Books Ever Written

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On 5/10/2017 at 11:12 PM, Lindbergh31 said:

Crosby's Bitch! by Alexander Ovechkin

That might be one of the longest books ever written.

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On 5/13/2017 at 3:37 PM, FD19372 said:

That might be one of the longest books ever written.

I propose the following rephrase...

 

My dominance over Sidney Crosby and the Pens by Alex Ovechkin.

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On 2/27/2014 at 7:52 AM, Poulin20 said:

Here is the former Flyer edition.... 

 

Nachos I Have Refused, by Mike York

 

Worlds I Haven't Saved, by Jon Sim

 

My Greatest Goals, by Brad Marsh

 

Players I didn't beat up, by Dave Brown

 

How to Speak to the Media by Robert Esche, with a forward by Mike Richards

 

My love for Chris Chellios, by Brian Propp, with a forward by Ron Hextall

 

The Art of Avoiding the Big Hit to the Head, by Eric Lindros

 

How to live up to the hype, by Jiri Latal, with a forward by Jiri Dopita

 

Shifts I Took off, by Bobby Clarke, with a forward by Dave Poulin

 

Times I was Removed from the Front of the Net, by Tim Kerr

 

Russians I Have Loved, by Bobby Clarke

 

How to Protect the Family Jewels by Patrick Thoresen

 

My life as a Role Model for Young Men, by Billy Tibbetts

 

How to be Popular with your Teammates, by Roman Cechmanek

 

Cigarettes I have Refused, by Miro Dvorak

 

My Love for Mike Keenan, by Todd Bergen, with a forward by the 1986-87 Philadelphia Flyers

 

Faceoffs I lost by Joel Otto with a forward by Rod Brind'Amour

 

My Love for Bobby Clarke by Dave Babych, with a forward by Bonnie and Carl Lindros

 

Days I didn't Skate Well, by Pelle Eklund

 

Days Roger Nielson Didnt Love me, by Jody Hull

 

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Posted (edited)

 

Keeping It Classy and Professional - Billy Smith

 

The Joys of Listening to Mike Lange - myself 

 

My Time Outside the Penalty Box - Tiger Williams [foreword by Dale Hunter]

 

The Ways That NHL Officiating Didn't Suck in the 1990s - by almost any fan

 

Meeting Recent Expectations - the Montreal Canadiens [ghostwritten by the Washington Capitals] (or vice versa) 

 

People Who Can Honestly Say the 1987 Stanley Cup Finals Wasn't Outstanding - by said people 

 

Projecting Dignity and Believability Through Understated Fashion - Don Cherry 

 

Getting Props Commensurate to One's Career - Marcel Dionne 

 

Avoiding Injury at Inopportune Times - Steven Stamkos 

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Posted (edited)

This thread was a ton of fun to read through! 

 

I could have quoted quadruple the posts I did. 

 

:toast: to many 

 

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I'll add one more

 

"Great Flyer goaltenders since Bernie Parent" - Keith Allen, Bob McCammon, Bob Clarke, Russ Farwell, Paul Holmgren and Ron Hextall with a foreword from their player development coaches and scouts.

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"Lessons in Speaking Eloquently - A How to Guide" - by Ryan Getzlaf

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Keys to Winning Game 7's- by Bruce Boudreau

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"Lamenting not playing the Chicago Blackhawks" - The 2017 Anaheim Ducks

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The secret way Pronger showed me how to carry a team to the Stanley Cup.

 

By Ryan Getzlaf forward by Corey Perry

 

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The Ease of Moving Phil Esposito and Tim Kerr Away from the Net - authored by many defensemen 

 

 

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Posted (edited)

Goalies I Didn't Score Against - Wayne Gretzky 

 

Goalies Who Stopped My Breakaway - Mario Lemieux 

 

 

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Posted (edited)

My Dominance of the Pittsburgh Penguins by Pekka Rinne and the newly released sequel, How to Stop a Beach Ball in the 2017 Stanley Cup Final.

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"My existence as an effective NHL Captain" by Andrew "McDud:smallTM:" MacDonald

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18 minutes ago, pilldoc said:

"My existence as an effective NHL Captain" by Andrew "McDud:smallTM:" MacDonald

 

Is it as bad as the first book?

 

My Existence as an Effective NHL Defenseman?

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4 minutes ago, ruxpin said:

 

Is it as bad as the first book?

 

My Existence as an Effective NHL Defenseman?

 

It's the compelling limited edition sequel soon to be a fan favorite as kindling for your fireplace.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, pilldoc said:

 

It's the compelling limited edition sequel soon to be a fan favorite as kindling for your fireplace.

 

 

 

 

Hmmm.  That's also a good use.  I'm using the first for my cats as a doormat/step into their litter box.   It helps in two ways:   they see it on the way in and makes the crap flow freely.   And they can wipe their ass on it on the way out.   And the picture never gets altered.

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2 minutes ago, ruxpin said:

 

 

Hmmm.  That's also a good use.  I'm using the first for my cats as a doormat/step into their litter box.   It helps in two ways:   they see it on the way in and makes the crap flow freely.   And they can wipe their ass on it on the way out.   And the picture never gets altered.

 

(spitting out my drink) ... LOL .... That single handedly has to be one of the funniest post about McDud I have ever read.  LOL ...  Well done my friend! :lol:

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3 hours ago, pilldoc said:

"My existence as an effective NHL captain player" by Andrew "McDud:smallTM:" MacDonald

Fixed.:biggrin:

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After last night's opening night contests, these fine reads cropped up at Barnes and Noble.....

 

 

"Beating McDavid at His Own Game"----- Sean Monahan

 

"My Brand New Start"---------- Steve Mason

 

"Wearing a Visor Like a Gangsta"---------- Leo Komarov

 

"MacDonald > Weber + Suter + Subban" -------------------- Paul Holmgren

 

"We Beat The Champs, Now We Are Next" -------- St. Louis Blues front office

 

And finally.....

 

"My New Man Crush, Colton Parayko" ------------  Pierre "Regis" McGuire

 

 

 

 

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My icetime in the NHL by Sam Morin with a forward by Dave Hakstol

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Reason -- by Dave Hakstol

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"The Art of winning an NHL Challenge" - by Dave Hakstol.  Introduction by Gary (I have no business being the NHL commissioner ) Be(u)ttman.

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