Off Topic Shortest Books Ever Written

[Podein25 4,761]

"Careers I have had" - Nolan Patrick, or Patrick Nolan, whatever the hell his name is.

[pilldoc 3,259]

9 minutes ago, Poulin20 said:

Shootouts we have won since the inception of the shootout....by the Philadelphia Flyers

 

In franchise history, the Flyers have a worst-in-the-NHL 48-88 record in shootouts. … pathetic and unacceptable

[ruxpin 9,460]

15 minutes ago, pilldoc said:

 

In franchise history, the Flyers have a worst-in-the-NHL 48-88 record in shootouts. … pathetic and unacceptable

 

But is it pathetically unacceptable or unacceptably pathetic?

[pilldoc 3,259]

14 minutes ago, ruxpin said:

 

But is it pathetically unacceptable or unacceptably pathetic?

 

either way I bet you didn't  know that those 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Edited November 25, 2019 by pilldoc

[mkscrewy 395]

what i accomplished on the ice after my 200th goal by jake voracek

[flyer4ever 232]

Striving for Mediocrity by the entire comcast and Flyer executive.

[Podein25 4,761]

@flyer4ever

 

Did you have a rough weekend, lol?

[Poulin20 1,425]

1 hour ago, pilldoc said:

 

either way I bet you didn't  know that those 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

 

That's smart!  Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night? (another great joke from the old Philly.com board)

[CoachX 658]

"My on ice experience as a Flyer" 

 

- Chris Stewart

[fan4ever 348]

1 hour ago, CoachX said:

"My on ice experience as a Flyer" 

 

- Chris Stewart

 

Why, is he gone?  

 

[FD19372 1,620]

*To be written somewhere around 2028 - "Injuries I haven't had" by Carson Wentz with a foreword from Nolan Patrick. Terrible, I know. You're welcome.

[jammer2 5,220]

How to pick the top corner with your team facing elimination

 

 By good ol' frosty tips himself...F you and your cups douche!!

[jammer2 5,220]

Take the shortest path to the puck and arrive in ill humor...

 

 By JVR

[jammer2 5,220]

How to maintain your balance at crucial times...

 

By Jalen Mills

[ruxpin 9,460]

Running plays

-- Doug Pederson

[jammer2 5,220]

How to mentally out think opponents and anticipate plays 

 

By Jacob Vorachek

[FD19372 1,620]

Tackling

 

By Sidney Jones with a foreword from Deion Sanders.

[jammer2 5,220]

The painstaking art of poise under pressure....

 

By Luke Schenn

[FD19372 1,620]

The Art of Diving

 

By the 2016-17 Pittsburgh Penguins, with a foreword from Greg Louganis.

[jammer2 5,220]

How to be civil on message boards..

 

By the "Leetch thread" on philly.com

[CoachX 658]

1 hour ago, ruxpin said:

Running plays

-- Doug Pederson

Perfecting the Jet Sweep

-Doug Pederson

[CoachX 658]

TD passes I've caught 

 

- Nelson Agholor

[ruxpin 9,460]

5 minutes ago, CoachX said:

TD passes I've caught 

 

- Nelson Agholor

 

Fixed it.

[FD19372 1,620]

6 minutes ago, ruxpin said:

 

Fixed it.

I now call him call him Nelson Agonylar...since that what it's like watching him.

[CoachX 658]

1 minute ago, FD19372 said:

I now call him call him Nelson Agonylar...since that what it's like watching him.

Love it....

 

I actually anticipated this response, i just wasnt sure from who. I was expecting Ruxpin (no offense)