Samifan Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Holmgren, "Pronger is out with a virus", translation=Pronger needs knee surgery.Holmgren, "i'm not worried about Illya", translation= I am worried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishjim Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 i didn't know you could get a virus in your knee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertmega Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 @IrishjimWell, umm, you can, but typically you have to be on your knees and have maybe an open sore in your mouth.....Ok that was too much information.Pronger, get well soon we need you man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Holmgren, "he's a good locker room guy" translation=he sucks and offers nothing on the ice (i.e Cote, Shelley) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakanekimiwa Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 homer: we're not going to trade you = we are definitely going to trade you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 homer: we're not going to trade you = we are definitely going to trade you.Homer's famous last words during his phone calls to Richards and Carter this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertmega Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Homer: 10 year contract, NMC, kicks in next year, face of the franchise = how's you Russian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Quigster Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Did Homer happen to mention anything about his bicycle accident? Talk about the wheels coming off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brelic Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Homer, "She has a great personality", translation = "She's a pubic hair away from being uglier than Malkin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idahophilly Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 i didn't know you could get a virus in your kneeMy grandfather used to say you could get a cold in your kidney's if you sat on cold pavement/bricks, ect... We thought he was nuts. But Homer just proved you can. If you can have a cold in your knee, why not the kidneys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idahophilly Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Holmgren, "Pronger is out with a virus", translation=Pronger needs knee surgery.Holmgren, "i'm not worried about Illya", translation= I am worriedIt's like we need the enigma machine from WW2... We'll get Bleetchly Park working on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Holmgren: "Jagr is day to day and may play Friday against the Ducks" translation=Jagr will be out two more weeks.Holmgren, "I have tremendous confidence in Jim McCrossin and our medical staff", translation=How the %$#@ is this guy still working here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doom88 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Someone clearly got an A+ in their PR classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakanekimiwa Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Holmgren: "Jagr is day to day and may play Friday against the Ducks" translation=Jagr will be out two more weeks.Holmgren, "I have tremendous confidence in Jim McCrossin and our medical staff", translation=How the %$#@ is this guy still working here."Jagr is day to day and may play Friday against Ducks" = Jagr died a few weeks ago in a bizarre zamboni hit-and-run involving Zherdev and Mario Lemieux.I know... It's tragic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Holmgren, "Pronger's surgery went well, we fully expect him back in 4 weeks" translation= 8 weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radoran Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Holmgren is a graduate of the Bobby Clarke School of Media Relations.We have no interest in Comrie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakanekimiwa Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Holmgren is a graduate of the Bobby Clarke School of Media Relations.We have no interest in Comrie.He should have added a "i liked our team before, I still like our team" after that. In fact, he should just add that statement after every injury report he gives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalFlyfan Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Holmgren: _________ is a player we have always coveted as an organization and are happy to finally bring him to Philly.Translation: You develop him, we'll sign him 15 years later. Edited December 1, 2011 by SoCalFlyfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Virus is code for knee surgery. Knee surgery is code for concussion. concussion is code for LTIR. LTIR is code for another Mike Rathje situation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyercanuck Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Holmgren: We build through the draft Translation: sign as many over 30 players to lifetime contracts as you can, and throw 2nd round picks in when you file an IR report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Homer: "Giroux is feeling better every day" Translation: Giroux is out indefinately" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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