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In a game against the Fischtown Pinguins over the weekend, Simmer scored a power play goal and punched a dude named Ralf in the face a bunch of times. Yes, there is video! Jump to the two-minute mark on this clip to see the fight we care about. Simmonds is in the red and white. Poor ole Ralf Rinke is in the awful yellow helmet.

ETC Crimmitschau lost, 7-4, but that's probably because Simmonds was also kicked out of the game for the third period fight. Can't single-handedly win hockey games from the locker room, you know?

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Nice fight. That said, why the f*uck is he dropping the gloves?

I love the rough stuff and fighting BUT he has no business fighting. First Jake hurts his knee and now Simmonds puts his hands, wrists, and knees (and I guess face) at risk by fighting?

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Nice fight. That said, why the f*uck is he dropping the gloves?

I love the rough stuff and fighting BUT he has no business fighting. First Jake hurts his knee and now Simmonds puts his hands, wrists, and knees (and I guess face) at risk by fighting?

Don't be a tree hugger, he needs to keep his man juice flowing.

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Don't be a tree hugger, he needs to keep his man juice flowing.

he should go whack off before and after a game if that's the goal. Personally, I'd rather he stay healthy then concern himself with managing his "man juices". But if it's more important to you that his juices flow... that's cool I guess ;P

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he should go whack off before and after a game if that's the goal. Personally, I'd rather he stay healthy then concern himself with managing his "man juices". But if it's more important to you that his juices flow... that's cool I guess ;P

I think you'd be really interesting in watching figure skating based on your two posts. It is usually on ESPN all winter long.

You probably like soccer too, my female next door neighbor has been trying to unload her soccer equipment since the summer, I can put you two in touch. She also has her daughters ballet shoes for sale as well.

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I think you'd be really interesting in watching figure skating based on your two posts. It is usually on ESPN all winter long.

You probably like soccer too, my female next door neighbor has been trying to unload her soccer equipment since the summer, I can put you two in touch. She also has her daughters ballet shoes for sale as well.

now you're just being ignorant for the sake of it. First things first, I shall invite you to go back to school and learn to read.

from my first post:

"Nice fight. That said, why the f*uck is he dropping the gloves?

I love the rough stuff and fighting BUT he has no business fighting. First Jake hurts his knee and now Simmonds puts his hands, wrists, and knees (and I guess face) at risk by fighting?"

I'm just not all that keen on seeing Flyers who I enjoy watching and feel can be a help to the Flyers risking themselves fighting for a team that ISN'T the Flyers. I was expecting you to get that and just in case you didn't (which clearly you didn't), from my second post:

"he should go whack off before and after a game if that's the goal. Personally, I'd rather he stay healthy then concern himself with managing his "man juices". But if it's more important to you that his juices flow... that's cool I guess ;P"

oh, pro tip, you are supposed to focus on the parts that I bolded so you can clearly see that you are in fact remaining ignorant for the sake of it.

In any event, I'm glad you are so in touch with the softer sports and more importantly who is airing them and when, keep it up bud, it truly helps your look and your point.

keep trying though my friend, your effort is at the very least... well, I'll let you figure that one out since you seem so adept at all things observations. You keep focusing on those "man juices" friend, it clearly suits you well ;)

cheers mate!

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In a game against the Fischtown Pinguins over the weekend, Simmer scored a power play goal and punched a dude named Ralf in the face a bunch of times. Yes, there is video! Jump to the two-minute mark on this clip to see the fight we care about. Simmonds is in the red and white. Poor ole Ralf Rinke is in the awful yellow helmet.

http://youtu.be/FCPw9mR9WPY

ETC Crimmitschau lost, 7-4, but that's probably because Simmonds was also kicked out of the game for the third period fight. Can't single-handedly win hockey games from the locker room, you know?

Pretty lame fight really... he hits the guy twice and gets hit MAYBE once.. and Simmonds is no heavyweight so that Rinke mustn't be too tough. Watching this just made me miss the season a little more!

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Pretty lame fight really... he hits the guy twice and gets hit MAYBE once.. and Simmonds is no heavyweight so that Rinke mustn't be too tough. Watching this just made me miss the season a little more!

Yea the video of the fight didn't really show much of the way of hits, but this aftermath shot shows a lot. Via PD

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/CQ8HXVS7nxs1Tnri.BKxsQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/simmondsfightafter.png

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Nice fight. That said, why the f*uck is he dropping the gloves?

I love the rough stuff and fighting BUT he has no business fighting. First Jake hurts his knee and now Simmonds puts his hands, wrists, and knees (and I guess face) at risk by fighting?

I say this with all seriousness- maybe they called him the N word or mongrel. It is Germany after all (my apologies to those germans that are not racist scum supremist).

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I've always been disgusted by the ads all over any European uniform. Those guys look like billboards out there. Check that. They ARE billboards. The US gets a lot of **** for commercialism but we don't stoop to those depths, at least when it comes uniforms.

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I've always been disgusted by the ads all over any European uniform. Those guys look like billboards out there. Check that. They ARE billboards. The US gets a lot of **** for commercialism but we don't stoop to those depths, at least when it comes uniforms.

Personally, I will prefer to buy a Giroux EisBaron jersey before spending a cent on ANYTHING NHL related for years to come.

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@terp I hope the NHL keeps the uniforms ad free. It will become more enticing as time goes by along with the offers, but not sellin out is really important here. Ad free uniforms make the NHL legit, the NFL or MBL would NEVER allow such a thing, so the second the NHL does, they appear second tier, not a major player/leader in sports.

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