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Dig up Ray Charles and put him on skates!


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Seriously... it can't be any worse than what we have to watch.

These players have ZERO vision. None. Zip. Nada. Never seen a team that has no fuggin idea where the puck is... EVER!

I could probably count on one hand the number of tic-tac-toe passes they've made all season. They make getting the puck out of their zone into an epic Cecille B. Demille exercise of frustration. How hard is it to make 1-2 easy passes and get the puck out of the zone? I'm talking about unimpeded, no pressure, HEY THERE'S A WIDE OPEN FLYER RIGHT OVER THERE type of pass.

It's like tic... think think think... tac... think think think... slow bouncy pass to the back skate of the guy who has two defenders on him.

It's embarrassing. It's like before each pass they think to themselves, "how can I make this as difficult as possible?" And don't even get me started on the times they pass up a shot/scoring chance to make another BRILLIANT pass. (one of my favorites from tonight was Hartnell's drop pass to ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!!!) Dear Hartnell, you can barely skate, please don't try anything fancy.

I'm just so frustrated with these guys. They don't even play bad hockey. They play DUMB hockey!!! I watch them and it seems like every other play I say "why the heck did he just do that?!" Why did he make that pass? Why would you go left when you should have gone right? Why can't you just get the puck DEEP?! How can a team literally make passes through you!? Where is the puck presence?!

Every time I see a dumb play this is the only thing I can think of:

http://www.hark.com/clips/wrsxzlbfcz-look-him-in-the-eye

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