Podein25 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 They said McDud was nimble and McDud was quickThen why does his play makes me so damn sick? Better? Much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Monet Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 To the old boys clubWelcome mc dudThe flyers, you will coach one daySit back, relax and don't earn your payThis is the flyers way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Here Lies the 2014-2015 Philadelphia Flyers They were so hard to watch that fans plucked their eyes out with pliers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 "WE NEED MORE EUROPEANS!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 (edited) We all knew this season would be quite bad but now that's it's over I admit I am sad. Edited April 11, 2015 by Poulin20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Anyone who thought the Flyers would make the playoffs again with Berube was smoking a huge doobie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 We were counting on you to beat the Sens, but in true Flyers form you didn't - the Pens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 We were counting on you to beat the Sens, but in true Flyers form you didn't wanted to screw the Pens. There I fixed it for ya 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 We were counting on you to beat the Sens, but in true Flyers form you didn't - the Pens.We lost to the Sens, befitting our rank. But it was from the Pens, that we learned how to tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 We lost to the Sens, befitting our rank. But it was from the Pens, that we learned how to tank.Man that was funny, brought me to tears... Kind of like not winning a Cup in forty or more years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Man that was funny, brought me to tears... Kind of like not winning a Cup in forty or more years. Oh, I'm in tears too don't you worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Oh, I'm in tears too don't you worry.Sorry my friend... I fear we're soon to join you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Sorry my friend... I fear we're soon to join you.Well, good luck. Sabres fans should be cheering for your team so there's that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 (edited) We were counting on you to beat the Sens, but in true Flyers form you didn't - the Pens.Happy the Flyers could help. Edited April 11, 2015 by FD19372 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 Here lies the corpse of the Boston Bruins, a poor start and December left their season in ruins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 Once again the Flyers miss the playoffs hopefully leading to coaching staff layoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 (edited) The Champs will not be defending their crown which means Richie and Crater can go work the town! Edited April 12, 2015 by Poulin20 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammer2 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 We lost to the Sens, befitting our rank. But it was from the Pens, that we learned how to tank. Friggin INSTANT CLASSIC right there....contest is over!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammer2 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 If I wish, if I might...Giroux will grab an ass tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 We lost to the Sens, befitting our rank. But it was from the Pens, that we learned how to tank.and unlike the Pens we did not need to be saved by Lemieux or the NHL "bank". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 and unlike the Pens we did not need to be saved by Lemieux or the NHL "bank".Tired old jokes, stale old swill,The Flyers need cash, pay your Comcast bill! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruxpin Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 One bright day in the middle of the nightTwo retarded boys got up to fightZac and Vinny faced each otherDropped their gloves and punched each otherA blind-deaf head coach heard the noiseAnd got between the two dead boysZac caught Berube with a clean right hookAnd laid him out with the swing he tookGiroux saw him face down and came real fastAnd grabbed himself Craig's big fat assThe brain dead owner smiled like a retarded vultureProclaimed outloud, "I like our culture!"If you don't believe this tale that's tall.I swear it's true; ask Ron Hextall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruxpin Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Tired old jokes, stale old swill,The Flyers need cash, pay your Comcast bill! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 One bright day in the middle of the nightTwo retarded boys got up to fightZac and Vinny faced each otherDropped their gloves and punched each otherA blind-deaf head coach heard the noiseAnd got between the two dead boysZac caught Berube with a clean right hookAnd laid him out with the swing he tookGiroux saw him face down and came real fastAnd grabbed himself Craig's big fat assThe brain dead owner smiled like a retarded vultureProclaimed outloud, "I like our culture!"If you don't believe this tale that's tall.I swear it's true; ask Ron Hextall.Struck by the creative muse this morning I see! Well done! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) Penguin fans rejoice being bought by Lemieux, because before then what would both of them do? (Sorry Pol and Noss, but I couldn't resist.) Edited April 13, 2015 by FD19372 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.