i just saw this on NBC Sports/Philly.
I swear to God, as soon as he's healthy for 10 minutes, I move him. He's not impressive when he's healthy, and he's completely worthless the other 95% of the time. If you can get some idiot GM to trade for him, pull the trigger.
Weed and mushrooms help, though I'm not sure that would be the team prescription lol.
AV: "NOLAN!! What the heck were you doing out there?"
Patrick: "Oh man, didn't you see that ugly hairy beast bearing down on me? I thought it was going to kill me."
AV: "For f*** sakes, Nolan, how many times do I have to tell you? That's just what Malkin looks like. Now man up and get back out there!"
TK: "Hey buddy, are you ok?"
Patrick: "I'm fine.. w