BrowntoBure

That weekend was dope as **** though, waaaaaay too fast.

Yeah, nit going to bed. https://t.co/SfaBc096wj

We got a series now baby.

When you look better in your gfs clothes than she dies lmao https://t.co/Rr81n62XrH

Girl at old navy told me I look like Adam Sandler lol. All the God damn time. We

Holy **** my neck and back are so sore, must have slept weird.

https://t.co/cjQuclsWBk

@CanuckMisery Yeah shaw sucks. I switched last year and teslas is awesome. No contract.

And they'll all be related. https://t.co/6a8JiBeGfl

@MizzzAlia Yeah canucks twitter has almost ruined hockey for me.

Got. A jays fan staying at my. House for the last week, of course they're lighting up and I have to listen to him.

I've never had a neighbour come over with booze and in a housecoat at midnight. But I know what everyone here thinks it meant.

Found my keys!!!!!

Have no idea where my car keys are. ****** fantastic.

Seriously. https://t.co/zzbAUua87L

Lol. Hammered as **** with my election friend who's on call. About to go trouble shoot lmao.

Drunk Pictionary is the funniest.

@raaaaaaaaandy Going somewhere isn't too bad, it's the waiting to go home that's the worst.

What is this hot mango Slurpee? Wouldn't a hot Slurpee just melt.

If it wasn't the worst commute of all time, north van would be sick.

Clipped this from a video I just watched, and yeah... This is up there with the absolute worst. https://t.co/nT8euUVIaf

@BlueJayGal Entire league hates him lol.

Everyone is driving me up the ****** wall right now. Jesus.

@hsal90 Most bitches are.

Child molesting robot. Holy ****.