BrowntoBure

@RJHenderson7 This season has not been very good.

What a **** hole. https://t.co/zzy7JkwDjD

@patwalker22 Yeah I basically just showed up still half cut and just walked onto the field haha.

I found this giant mirror. https://t.co/g2Q9c4RR5N

Want. To. Pound. https://t.co/LpmwUinw93

Who bet 200 dollars on Corey pretty winning it. This guy!!!

@TransLink running one 312 nus every hour and 10 minutes on a Friday. Great work as always.

@jeffoneilshow I almost flipped my car at Scott with 3 t's. ?

Just a couple of guys watching baseball. https://t.co/5uovqt0OTo

All the people posting may the 4th be with you also post about being in the friend zone and how girls never give good guys a chance.

Well that sushi I just had was total garbage. Oh well. Can't win em all

RT @Didmariners_win: Lost in the 11th. Stayed up till midnight watching that ****, and that's what we bring to the table. ****** embarrass…

Basically have to lift my legs with my hands in throw them into my car. Like lieutenant dan falling out of his chair.

#FaceAppi feel this old right now lol. https://t.co/cyeW5gnV6s

I wasnt even this sore after the time I did the sun run lol. The depressing reality that my body can't handle what it used to.

I'm so hammered and I'm supposed to work in 3 hours. **** me.

@smeez38 He's got staph in his elbow.

@juicedds No we already have that guy, he showed. Up in baseball pants and tried to tell me how to hit.

Oh btw. We play your loser baseball team next series.

It'sreally gonna be Edmonton vs Pittsburgh I'm the cup isn't it? Pittsburgh is gonna win and then Edmonton is gonna win it next year book it

@BakesTakes84 I slay that song at karaoke.

Totally forgot about the suite I did today, walked in and the first thing I saw were ropes and **** hanging off the bed posts lol.

@jeffoneilshow I want to crush big Macs when I'm hammered at 3am, screw all day breakfast.

Imagine actually watching "DJ" Khaled instead of Porter and Madeon @ Coachella. shameful.

Felix is getting absolutely roooooasted on the Mariners Facebook page.