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My dad's shirt is so rad. https://t.co/wVOsB7Ltdz

This guy at the pub has the biggest hands I've ever seen, like Shaq. I call. Him salad fingers and it's so ****** funny.

@robmacfarlane21 My aunt passed away 3 weeks ago and had like 20 packs of toilet paper stocked up. I'm good lol.

Analytics guys hate Gudbranson. But every goalie who has played behind him absolutely loves him. Weird.

I'm sure you pusssies will cry about it though cause that's what you do.

@juicedds @leepowellST I don't pay for fights, kodi box. But it'll be like every other Mayweather fight, he's too g… https://t.co/1vhzINKCJm

Just did a ms season ticket holder suite and she said jays fans have passed sox fans as the most annoying said the one near her were pricks

@CP_CNC Top would be my quad still, bottom would be from a double I slid on and the huge cut is from my cat lol.

@SatiarShah @nine30shineshop @twit_mike_munro This guy is a jackass, just scoped his timeline. Brilliant stuff. Gre… https://t.co/SncgHJKHyH

@BooferOC Also saosin

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Couple days after my 30th too! https://t.co/yudl0eBbid

Heading to the only gas station downtown. https://t.co/yLG97nWrk2

@juicedds Personally you wouldn't know it. Hip hop? Illmatic or atliens

Most balling ass dinner tonight. Bacon wrapped scallops, jalapeño bread, salmon, wings, steak.

Lol this is gonna end poorly

@MegaNuck Yes but still dope.

There's something super satisfying about using a new toothbrush for the first time.

@Van_city_Nucks Overrated

There's a saying in my group of friends "not not gonna" and anyone who is around us starts saying it all the time too. Hilarious.

Why the hell are the sedins meeting with draft eligible kids? I couldn't give a flying **** about who they think we should draft.

@tpoole00 Sliding into 2nd at ball lol

Elevator guy just asked me if I got in a motorcycle accident hahah

@TheFalconer That's what she said.

My leg is so gross. Pants keep sticking to my cut lol. Puss everywhere.