sarsippius

Could be worse. VLC and Umberger could be our 2nd and 3rd highest paid forwards

Oh my god REPORTED!

@Old School Hockey

I wasn't disputing anything you said, just trolling the thread for levity. Most of what I have to say is generally pointless and futile.

@hf101

Cut that out, you know I confuse easy!

I'm the conductor!! Who's in the caboose? Giroux grabbed the caboose!

Well played sir!

It is OK to have differing opinions

But what happens when there are differing opinions about what is opinion vs what is fact? Therein lies the rub.

This thread is like watching a 15 car pileup. Yet strangely entertaining.

The preceding was only my opinion and not to be interpreted as a representation of fact. Carry on...

@B21

Trust me we're having as much fun with this as you are, in fact maybe even more. But I'm not sure what this off ice incident has to do what many of us perceive as Crosby's on ice assholery....which btw didn't end at 18. I get that you see this as a chance to turn the tables a bit, and by all means have at it, but the only one that keeps bringing Crosby into this is you.

@Polaris922

It goes both ways.

Er, so does Claude?

Oh from a marketing standpoint, he might have opened up a whole new market segment. Could rainbow jerseys be next?

I dunno maybe its just me, but aside from a never ending string of jokes, is this a huge deal? I don't know why he did what he did, but in the grand scheme of things....

Not so far fetched now

Did I miss something?

Is it sad I thought Tuchas Grabasski may have been an unknown Czech stud?

Nah, you're thinking of Tuchit Inyass, common mistake

Regis McGuire is requesting a "one on one" interview with Dirty Mitts.

A BEHIND the scenes interview, no doubt

Oh my.....

"Rule 58 - Butt-ending

58.1 Butt-ending – The action whereby a player uses the shaft of the stick...."

Dammit I got all happy there for a second, you forgot the "could" part !

@sarsippius

Sorry, just being stupid. No offense intended.

Oh you can't offended me unless you're talking about my mom....grabbing a cop's arse

LOL I guess things are looking up for you, then?

Are you propositioning me?

Edit btw that was pretty fckn funny!

Really? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

Hmmm....finding out a lot about some board members here today....

Ottawa police said that "Charges will not be laid.".

I thought the cop's name was Charges.

This gift will keep on giving all through the summer!

This should make me want to quit smoking.

But it won't.

Worse than when the Devils signed Kovalchuk to that 17-year, $102 million contract?

That was wretched for an entirely different set of reasons! Realistically you have to figure they wanted to pay him $10mil a year for 10 years, and they needed a gate draw. At least the Devils got out of that when the lazy puke went back home. Agreed I thought it was a horrible signing and was glad the Devils got stuck with the deal and lost a draft pick. I wish his salary was still chewing up their cap but oh well....

But Orpik....god I just can't see that figure for 5 years taking him up until he's 39. I just see that as (at the time of the signings) as worse overpayment vs potential return

Fixed it.  (Sorry Polaris)

Outstanding

Much ado about nothing

Bueller?  Bueller?  Anybody?

Dammit, beat me to it

Orpiks takes the cake for worst deal of the offseason ever

Man I could care less about his gender preference, but just.....well, don't be stupid you moron!