WingNut722 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 And remember...this all started with @OzFlyer rejoicing the Flyers shoot-out win.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedZep Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 LIKE the guy with two girlfriends one named Kate and one named Edith. They told him he can't have his Kate and Edith too.So he moved to Utah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terp Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 It's causing me to have an overwhelming urge to go out and start slashing every cake I see to little tiny pieces.That's a problem but not as big a problem as the fact that you believe cakes are talking to you. It could be worse though: at least these cakes aren't reading your mind. I hate it when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStraw Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 That's a problem but not as big a problem as the fact that you believe cakes are talking to you. It could be worse though: at least these cakes aren't reading your mind. I hate it when that happens.They don't talk to me, they send me text messages. Which runs up my wireless phone bill. I hate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terp Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 They don't talk to me, they send me text messages. Which runs up my wireless phone bill. I hate that.I had a cake once that not only read my mind but drank our liquor and ran up a $2,000 phone bill. It was a liar too. I called the police but they wouldn't do anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzFlyer Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorama Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 it's a lie.but it's not a lie! I eventually saw it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aziz Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aziz Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 but it's not a lie! I eventually saw ithaxlol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStraw Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I had a cake once that not only read my mind but drank our liquor and ran up a $2,000 phone bill. It was a liar too. I called the police but they wouldn't do anything.The worst is when the Angel's Food Cake and the Devil's Food Cake send me conflicting messages. I don't know who to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aziz Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 The worst is when the Angel's Food Cake and the Devil's Food Cake send me conflicting messages. I don't know who to believe.that's when you just need to turn to the special brownies and let the cakes fight it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radoran Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 The worst is when the Angel's Food Cake and the Devil's Food Cake send me conflicting messages. I don't know who to believe.What I really can't stand is you wind up with cake on both shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terp Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 The worst is when the Angel's Food Cake and the Devil's Food Cake send me conflicting messages. I don't know who to believe.If you want to get good advice from a cake, you have to spend some money. I once took tax advice from a bag of butterscotch krimpets and I got audited. Never again. Entenmann's and Hostess cakes also give poor advice. And Little Debbie? Forget it. She doesn't know sh!t. If you want really good advice, I recommend going to a bakery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStraw Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 TastyKake butterscotch krimpets? You fool, you talk to them for advice on betting the horses. For tax advice you talk to the jelly krimpets. Everyone knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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