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Every time Crosby gets hit not only does he embellish it, but he even milks it by taking his time getting up off the ice.

Also, its obviously infectious. This whole team embellishes everything. How foolish did Letang look last night flopping? Still Read gets a penalty. They need to start calling dives one way and not matching minors. There is virtually no consequence for diving or flopping.

That was pathetic.

Just once I'd like to see a ref give them an unsportsmanlike penaly on their diving. That might wake them up a little.

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Super Mario: "So, Cin, er, Sid, since you'll be staying with us a while, what would you like to do?"

Sid the Kid: "Can we go in the basement and you show me some of your signature moves?"

SM: "Sure!" (tromp tromp down the stairs)

SM: "Some would say it's all in the wrist, but it's really all in the neck. When someone gets near you and bumps you, whip you head back and grimace, like this.... Watch the Zapruder film for some idea on how to do it perfectly."

StK: "Gee, thanks! I hope to develop my own signature move someday, maybe the Taint Punch, or something."

SM (gleefully tousselling the Kid's hair): "I've created a monster!"

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