1. TK gets Jake Money.
2. TK grows beard that makes him look like a homeless whine-o outside your favorite Wawa.
3. A family of birds move into TK’s beard.
4. TK begins floating and no longer plays a 200FT game.
5. TK refuses to shoot the puck and becomes a turnover machine every shift. For every one “nice” play he makes, he has a dozen turnovers.
6. TK blocks everyone on X/Twitter.
7. Each year the floating and turnovers get worse.
8. A certain member of this forum begins to post about his distain for TK.
9. That forum member is forced to create a hashtag
10 #IHATEJAKE is replaced by #IHATETK in all members future posts.
10. Forum member despises TK so much he screams “get the **** off my TV” when TK is shown on a flyers broadcast 3 years after no longer playing for the Flyers.
P.S.- Not sure I have the strength to go through this again. Maybe time to hire an apprentice?
#NoMoreVoraceking