Jump to content

J0e Th0rnton

Global Moderator
  • Posts

    8,792
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    46

J0e Th0rnton last won the day on September 8 2023

J0e Th0rnton had the most liked content!

1 Follower

About J0e Th0rnton

  • Birthday 02/05/1980

Profile Information

  • Location
    Nova Scotia
  • Specific Location
    Halifax
  • Favorite Team
    Sharks

Recent Profile Visitors

11,050 profile views

J0e Th0rnton's Achievements

Veteran

Veteran (13/14)

  • Conversation Starter Rare
  • Dedicated Rare
  • Very Popular Rare
  • First Post
  • Collaborator Rare

Recent Badges

3.4k

Reputation

  1. For the first time since entering fantasy, I'm missing the playoffs.....arg
  2. Everything looks great to me. The goal is tanking for picks lol
  3. Dubois floating that shift in Columbus to get benched and chuckle at Torts told me a lot about him
  4. My wife is 34 and can't smush a spider LOL
  5. I let someone lie about me having a web camera in my apartment once and it saved me a headache. Circa 2010, I took a girl from work home from a work party. We ended up dating for like a few months and hooking up regularly, but it was hush hush because work, even though we were different departments Shortly thereafter. folks from work saw us out together and the rumor mill started so we stopped(wasn't going anywhere anyways). I'm not sure why, maybe she didn't like the rumor mill tarnishing her reputation as a sweet young innocent girl, but she lied to a bunch of people and told them it only happened once and that she was blackout drunk and that I had taken advantage of her. I started getting the cold shoulder at work and not being invited out to the work drinking nights and I had no idea why. Eventually one of the girls at work, whom my roommate Cam asked why she was acting like such an asshole to me, blew up and me and told him the ******** story. My roommate, God bless his soul, knew she was over regularly and that it was ********, but he went the extra mile. First he told that girl "lol, ask Koji to read his Blackberry messenger history and you will see that girl was regularly coming over for friends with benefits **** stone sober in the middle of the day. And i should know, I had to listen to them after backshifts.... ". He approached the girl in question and warned her that big gaming computer setup in my room also recorded everything we did and that i had videos of her jumping all over me stone sober. It was ********. I'd never record anyone. But my gaming setup being right by my bed made it believable enough that she frantically started Messaging me later that day LOL. My roommate filled me in that he had let that ******** that i recorded her slip just so she would believe i would have evidence against lies. I was kinda fuming and stressed by this point, but I had to play along. I just told her I refuse to answer by text and if she wanted to talk she could meet me for coffee to "clear up" some things. That conversation was.....I'll say funny. The other girl from work approached me and asked to read my BBM history Long story short, my name was cleared in the court of public opinion and i was invited back out to work drinking nights lol. But my God that was a stressful stretch.
  6. He got paid and now he's mediocre. Lol
  7. His record in the AHL thus far is pretty meh too. 5-6-0 in 11 games and a sub 90%sv Maybe he gets traded for Merzlikins and that identically bad contract lol
  8. Messier as a player would not have given an F and would have creamed the player lol Of Course if Messier played today, like Scott Stevens, he would not be able to do what he did back in the 80's and 90's and get away with it Messier was eating suspensions in an era when Dirty plays were largely forgiven LOL
  9. The Answer is yes Kochetkov can.....I BELIEVE! And how dare you misspell the name of the next Lord Hasek?!!!!!!
  10. Strange rumblings indicate Merzlikins isn't happy being #3 goalie. How about Merzlikins for Jack Campbell? Almost the exact same contract, same length and both need a change of scenery lol Might be like moving the beat up old deck chairs around, but why not?
  11. Actually he has been way better two way this year and clearly trying to work on that part of his game. Initially we thought Zegras drop in production was because he was too focused on two way play. We know now he had a lingering injury, but before he went off he was playing solid two way hockey. Last night was a bit of a fluke injury. His skate got in parssinen's stick and swept and his ankle smashed into the boards awkwardly
  12. Drysdale is actually a really good player in the making so its not a total loss. Mintyukov emerging made him a bit expendable. Anaheim also has Luneau and Zellwegger as prospects so they are deep on D and need a goalscorer. Zegras, McTavish and Carlsson are all playmakers.
  13. Merry Christmas and vodka turkey holidays everyone!
×
×
  • Create New...