Samifan Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Just when it looked liked the Flyers were going to grind out another ugly 1-0 win, Captain Claude decides to leave his man open in front of the net with 52 seconds left and stands by idly as the puck is buried behind Mason. Such a melt down at that stage of a game makes one wonder, what was preoccupying Claude? Time to play everyone's favorite game, What Was Our Captain Thinking?"Man I hope we're are having turkey clubs on the charter back tonight, they come with those great homemade chips"Here's your chance to play psychic.......and Go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo1917 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 @Samifan you kind of took mine. I was thinking "hey isn't Daryl's Barbeque around here somewhere ? wait right next to the Harpers II , ribs and boobs... gotta tell Scotty, although he doesn't hang out now that he's with that Parveen girl, whoops there goes that uglier Staal brother, damn they're ugly. Crap now the titties won't look so good, I'm definitely not going to tell Mase about it. he looks upset". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertmega Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 "crap, I forgot to put my cloths in the dryer before we left for the road trip. Great now my Gap Kids polo is going to smell moldy!" #claudethefraud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) Mojo, nice!Gap kids, ha Bert!That's how we play gang! Edited November 6, 2013 by Samifan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 "Man look at those titties in the 1st row..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Giroux: You cheap sonofa*****. Those guys are retards.Homer: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.Giroux: They brought their ****in' TOYS with 'em.Homer: Id rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselvesGiroux: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy itHomer: G, G, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 Giroux: You cheap sonofa*****. Those guys are retards.Homer: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.Giroux: They brought their ****in' TOYS with 'em.Homer: Id rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselvesGiroux: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy itHomer: G, G, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't..."Every piece of garbage that comes in you have to buy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doom88 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 OP: He wasn't, plain and simple.For the sake of playing along, "I guess Hartnell really doesn't think bros before hoes after all. Whoops" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakanekimiwa Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 i'll take a stab... 'Should i get the Lambo Aventador or just stick with the classic Ferrari... I just don't know.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 i'll take a stab... 'Should i get the Lambo Aventador or just stick with the classic Ferrari... I just don't know.' I assume he was talking to Jake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 "Dude, I just ate before the game and my farts smell terrible... like golden dipped lobsters and platinum french fries... I love you Homer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Knut Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Sorry, mines not funny. But I think it's probably true:"Mon dieu!! Empty net! Maybe now I can score!!!!"Just when it looked liked the Flyers were going to grind out another ugly 1-0 win, Captain Claude decides to leave his man open in front of the net with 52 seconds left and stands by idly as the puck is buried behind Mason. Such a melt down at that stage of a game makes one wonder, what was preoccupying Claude? Time to play everyone's favorite game, What Was Our Captain Thinking?"Man I hope we're are having turkey clubs on the charter back tonight, they come with those great homemade chips"Here's your chance to play psychic.......and Go! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilldoc Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Just when it looked liked the Flyers were going to grind out another ugly 1-0 win, Captain Claude decides to leave his man open in front of the net with 52 seconds left and stands by idly as the puck is buried behind Mason. Such a melt down at that stage of a game makes one wonder, what was preoccupying Claude? Time to play everyone's favorite game, What Was Our Captain Thinking?"Man I hope we're are having turkey clubs on the charter back tonight, they come with those great homemade chips"Here's your chance to play psychic.......and Go!.... I wonder if my golf club is fixed???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Nice KingFunny Pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Chief wants us to focus on D, **** that, he will be gone in April and I'll be here 8 more years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 "Homer told me I wont be traded before my contract kick in... he is telling the truth right?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH1FlyersFan Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Giroux -- "I wonder......could Old McDonald and the Farmer in the Dell actually be the same person? Could there be even the slightest possibility? The remotest chance? Hmmmmm........two songs, two farmers. What are the odds? Where's Bryz? I miss Bryz. He'd know the answer to this question. He was scared of bears in the forest. What a funny guy. I wish he was here because then the fans would be all over him and not me. He made me laugh. Sometimes. His English wasn't so good.........Oh, crap. Did that puck just go in? It just went in. Sunovabitch. Way to go Mase. We're better than this. We just have to believe, believe, believe! There's no place like home, no place like home. Well, there's always next game." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radoran Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 "I've never been a captain before and hadn't played center before the NHL, so they made me captain and played me at center?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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