Poulin20 Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) Their annoying goal song Rags fans could not sing as as Ben Bishop outplayed the "King"The Rags could neither score nor win at MSG and now find themselves hitting balls off a tee Edited May 30, 2015 by Poulin20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Presidents Trophy and all of it's dangers, thank God we can all say GO HOME RANGERS! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) King Henrik fell down and broke his crown and the Rangers came tumbling after in a playoff disaster. (Yes, I know it's a nursery rhyme but for something better I'll need more time). Edited May 30, 2015 by FD19372 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo1917 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 **** you and your stupid goal song NYR...that's not really an epitaph is it ?as much respect as i have for the King, I hate that team... and most of their fans , I do like that 3rd sweater though, that's sweet. but I'm glad they're out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) @mojo1917: you had me at **** you and your stupid goal song NYR! Edited May 31, 2015 by Samifan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Here lie the Anahiem Ducks: They were big and bad and liked to hit but in EVERY Game 7 they played like ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyercanuck Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 @Samifan You're magical with words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The greatest of regular seasons for the Ducks under Bruce Boudreau, but after another playoff choke, it's clear he has to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammer2 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The greatest of regular seasons for the Ducks under Bruce Boudreau, but after another playoff choke, it's clear he has to go. If, how, why and when, no matter that hair has started to thin!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Boudreau will become unemployed by postseason's end, and then be the spokesman for Hair Club for Men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) The Ducks were dead in their skates when Frederik Andersen played like Leights. Jingle Bells, Boudreau smells, the Ducks laid an egg. Edited June 1, 2015 by Poulin20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share Posted June 16, 2015 To be put simply the Bolts were crushed by the best; we can put this crappy season (and this thread) to rest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FD19372 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Though the Flyers entire season was mostly screwed up, it was great to see Kimmo win the Stanley Cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted May 11, 2016 Author Share Posted May 11, 2016 Bump! Time to dust the baby off again!! 2015-2016 Philadelphia Flyers epitaph: In the playoffs we couldn't score goals, so we're on the links playing holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted May 11, 2016 Author Share Posted May 11, 2016 Here is one from last year updated to fit this year. Their annoying goal song Rags fans could not sing as as the Pens goalie carousel outplayed the "King" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertmega Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) Edited May 11, 2016 by Bertmega Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I I and company could not get it done, now they're on a golf course enjoying the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted May 13, 2016 Author Share Posted May 13, 2016 Kari Lehtonen crapped the bed and now the Stars Cup dreams are dead The Predators failed to win the cup when game 7 arrived and they didn't show up The Isles performance was pretty frightening; they offered no resistance against the Lightning Another choke in the second round caused the Caps campaign to run aground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 Brian Elliott officially sucks, causing the 2017 Flames to be swept by the Ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Share Posted April 21, 2017 The Hawks scored less than a goal a game and were promptly dispatched whence they came Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Share Posted April 21, 2017 The Bluejackets played like an AHL team which promptly ended their Stanley Cup dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TropicalFruitGirl26 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 "Hickory, hickory dock, The Blackhawks are in shock. The Preds got a straight four, Chicago fans are sore, Quenneville is drinking at the bar down the block.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 Despite hitting Crosby in the head the Caps once again crapped the bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) The Bolts won the Presidents Trophy but looked past the Jackets, now they're grabbing their clubs and rackets! (...and in the process busting our brackets) Edited April 17, 2019 by Poulin20 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulin20 Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 The Pens didn't beat the Isles once and now can play golf for months and months! The Pens could't solve the Isles and causing joy in Philly and lots of smiles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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